It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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