My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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