I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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