I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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