she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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