So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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