How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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