That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
That accounts for only three of the penises
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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