Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I party with great urgency now.
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