# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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