sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you would pick up someone in the library
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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