i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
