He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You are a genius and a whore.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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