Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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