Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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