butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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