i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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