D3 body, D1 cock
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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