found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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