Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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