she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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