That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
