who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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