So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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