I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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