I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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