no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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