i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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