He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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