I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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