im having a threesome with these popsicles
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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