That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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