You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You pole danced in your parka.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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