Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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