i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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