Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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