Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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