Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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