check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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