In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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