i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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