This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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