He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
What a dumb baby whore.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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