yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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