I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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