that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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