i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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