hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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