Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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