and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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