Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
50% drunk capacity currently
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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