As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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