did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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