can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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