Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She even gives head with a lisp.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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