Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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